Helen Rowland A man is like a cat: chase him and he will run – sit still and ignore him and he’ll come purring at your feet
Cher The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him
Cher A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime, that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones
Elbert Hubbard A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Gloria Steinem A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Luciano de Crescenzo We are like angels with just one wing. We can only fly by embracing each other. 
Elizabeth I There shall be but one mistress here, and no master. 
Confucius Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. 
Cherokee Proverb Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. 
Janus Arnauy In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. 
Oscar Wilde Never love anyone who treats you like you are ordinary. 
Lily Tomlin If love is the answer, please rephrase the question. 
Mary Elizabeth Braddon Once estrangement has arisen between those who truly love each other, everything seems to widen the breach. 
Eden Aliberz The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved. 
Mark Twain Sing like one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and live like its heaven on earth
Anthony J D’Angelo Treasure your relationships, not your possessions
Torquato Tasso Any time not spent on love is wasted
Raymond Hull All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble
Anon (Quoted by Erica Jong) Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same
Denis Diderot Every day men sleep with women they do not love and do not sleep with women whom they do love
Bessie Stanley He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much
Marie Corelli I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog who growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night
Anton Chekhov If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry
George Bernard Shaw It is most unwise for people in love to marry
Kin Hubbard Just because a girl’s married ain’t no sign she hasn’t loved and lost
William Law Love is infallible, it has no errors, for all errors are the want of love
Rumi Lovers don’t finally meet each other – they’re in each other all along
Mae West Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet
Henry Ward Beecher Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry
H L Mencken No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not
Unknown Sometimes new love comes between old friends. Sometimes the best love was the one that was always there.
W. Somerset Maugham Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance between two people
Katherine Hepburn Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit not and again
P. J. O’Rourke Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
Oscar Wilde The happiness of a married man depends on the woman he has not married
Bill Lawrence The honeymoon is over when he phones that he’ll be late for supper and she has already left a note that it’s in the refrigerator
Glenda Jackson The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life
Anthony J D’Angelo Treasure your relationships not your possessions
M Scott Peck, The Road Less Travelled. True love is not a feeling by which we are overwhelmed. It is a committed, thoughtful decision
Helen Rowland When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one
Annabel Goldsmith When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy