Honore de Balzac A mother who is really a mother is never free
Mae West When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I’ve tried before
John Bowlby Mother love in infancy and childhood is as important for mental health as are vitamins and protein for physical health
Christopher Hampton When one woman strikes at the heart of another, she seldom misses and the wound is invariable fatal
Faith Whittlesey Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.
Carrie Bradshaw,
Sex and the City
Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them
Coco Chanel A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
Mae West Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
Joyce Jillson A woman can’t be too rich, too thin or have too may silk blouses
Anon A woman is like a teabag. You don’t know how strong she is til you drop her in hot water
Hedy Lamarr Any girl can be glamorous. All you need to do is stand still and look stupid
Marion Pearson Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
William Congreve Heaven has no rage, like love to hatred turned, nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned
Zsa Zsa Gabor I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house
Gilda Radner I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch
Zsa Zsa Gabor I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names
Zsa Zsa Gabor I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back
Stanley Baldwin I would rather trust a women’s instinct than a man’s reason
Linda Ellerbee If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
Elaine Bosler I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body
Lady Nancy Astor In passing, also I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on women
Margaret Thatcher In politics if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman
Erica Jong Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth; their measurements are being taken and compared
Dorothy Parker Men rarely make passes at girls wearing glasses
Mae West My life is an open book. All too often open at the wrong page
Carrrie Bradshaw,
Sex and the City
Sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun
Maud Van de Venne Successful women can still have their feet on the ground. They just wear better shoes
Byron Sweet is revenge – especially to women
Rudyard Kipling The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Elaine Boosler When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country
Saki Women and elephants never forget an injury